askinnyblackman: Get it because it’s a CELL WALL HA

askinnyblackman:


Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

HA

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scientist:I cured cancer!
white girls:*you're
guys:uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:ew fat chicks

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
so my mom is too lazy to get up and make me go to bed so she texts me instead (p.s. she has limited texts and gets mad when she has to use them)
my mom:go to bed
me:lol oh
my mom:stop answering me. limited text. go sleep.
me:lol you said "go sleep" ha
my mom:shhhhhhh
me:its funny that you're answering me since you have limited texts per month
my mom:
my mom:
my mom:
me:oh so you're not going to answer? ok, sassy
my mom:stop
me:y
my mom:stop. right now
me:ha
me:haha
me:hahahaha
my mom:
my mom:
*my mom comes into my room and screams at me*

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john-lennonade:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

I can’t hear you over the sound of my freedom

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teapayne: Fuck this is my favorite thing EVER

teapayne:

Fuck this is my favorite thing EVER

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Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr:Wow that's sad
After tumblr:MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr:He's cute
After tumblr:YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr:Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr:DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr:I'm bored
After tumblr:guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr:What a cute couple
After tumblr:I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS

snoopdong:

Shhh

do you hear that?

It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums

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insanityembodied:

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

BECAUSE PEOPLE WITH LIBERTY NEVER TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT
leave me anything in my ask box and I’ll answer it